NOBODY MESSES UP WITH TMI FANDOM. THIS ANGERED ME TO HELL. DON’T CALL IT GROSS IF YOU DON’T KNOW THE SEQUEL. FOR FUCK’S SAKE


haverfords-deactivated20140908:

Greek Mythology - Icarus

In Greek mythology, Icarus is the son of the master craftsman Daedalus. The main story told about Icarus is his attempt to escape from Crete by means of wings that his father constructed from feathers and wax. He ignored instructions not to fly to close to the sun, and the melting wax caused him to fall into the sea where he drowned. The myth is usually taken as a tragic example of hubris or failed ambition (x). 


alcohol, you make me feel like a washing machine -tummy


thatfunnyblog:

how to become twitter famous: steal posts from tumblr

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trying to be pretty doesn’t make you any better


mootiness:

artemisfowl-childgenius:

seven-demigods:

itneverwasagame:

Percy’s scared of drowning

Thalia’s scared of heights

Nico’s scared of Tartarus

Leo’s (kinda) scared of fire

Hazel’s scared of her curse

See a pattern here? They’re all scared of their parents’ area of control.

NO MORE FANDOM

THIS IS NOT HOW I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED

i don’t know whether to appreciate the irony or to choke back a sob.


pukepurge:

me tbh.


missing to post some edits here but i don’t have time since college is shit



i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

ravioliravioligivemetheholyoil:

thatisnotfeminism:

shorm:

dutchbag:

cas-get-into-my-ass:

eaglenebula:

we-are-all-sherlocked:

jennyatsdcc:

harbek:

rizplease:

always-mudblood:

(photo is from Harry Potter wiki)

I am ashamed I never thought about this before. His name would have to change for different languages. 

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*sniggers*

Trevor…

Will forever love that Norwegian just went fuck it and changed the meaning more than anyone else. But “Jeg er Lord Voldemort” just doesn’t anagram well.

MUGGLES WILL BOW BEFORE THE HORROR THAT IS MARK NEELSTIN

Did anyone notice the Czech translation is “Me Voldemort.”

Me Voldemort. No like mudblood. Kill mudblood. Voldemort like.

Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Romeo. Yuuup. It’s good to be Danish.

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

I’m sorry but how could you take Voldemort seriously knowing his name was

Trevor.

ELVIS

i’m guessing they just had to skip this part in the chinese translation. 

all I can think of when I see the Trevor one is Neville’s frog Trevor

literally forgetting the Mark Neelstin

Adon


captainmarvel:

Percy Jackson and All I Care About is My Mom
Percy Jackson and All I Care About is Grover
Percy Jackson and All I Care About is Annabeth
Percy Jackson and All I Care About is Annabeth
Percy Jackson and All I Care About is Annabeth
Percy Jackson and Where’s Percy Jackson
Percy Jackson and All I Care About is Annabeth
Percy Jackson and All I Care About is Annabeth


punkbunnies:

if you don’t have a crush on me you should probably reevaluate your priorities because i’m perfect



analghost:

when ur parents wake u up and turn on the light when u aren’t ready